Keys 

A way of saying kys (kill yourself) to someone online without worrying about getting banned

Guy1: "dude, this video fucking sucks! Dweeb"
Guy2: "keys"

Keys by bigballs_cheeseman42069ballZ December 28, 2022

keys 

Term often used in recording studios. Short for keyboard or piano.

Jump on those keys!

keys by dR December 27, 2003

keys 

The Keys Magician of the weezer message boards.

The Keys Magician called me a n00b. I'm so sad.

keys by Weezer_Child April 13, 2004

keys 

a real kool wee guy hu, if u r so lucky as to meet him, u will love for eternity! on the other hand u cud hate his guts n wanna rip his spine owt with a chop stick and feed it to an unsuspecting pigoen passing buy with a hat on...

yay it keys!!!!! :D/omg noooooooooooooooooo run keys is cmin!

keys by franbo January 11, 2004

keys 

a real cool guy,sometime's can get anoyin but i forgive him

me=hi keys
keys=go away
me=ok
keys=no dint mean it

keys by kyle January 22, 2004

keys 

a well loved guy!

keys is cmin tnite! yay!!! :D

keys by franbo January 11, 2004

Keys 

Online persona that can kick your ass

The Keys Magician punched the kid is his ugly face.

Keys by ridd1 March 28, 2004