The Kesselman Effect

when a man appears more attractive than he actually is due to his unattractive friend group

Emily: "Hey Nat, do you think that boy is cute?"
Natalie: "No, I think its The Kesselman Effect"

by disgustingggg October 3, 2020

Kessel Run

When you fuck a girl hard and fast and pull out of her vagina, only to stick it in her ass to blow your load.

Man I'd Millennium Falcon Kim Kardashian!

What?

I'd do a Kessel Run on that ass!

by BrakusAttackus April 23, 2009

The Kessel Run

Having anal sex while watching Star Wars

Dude, I met a Slave Leia at ComicCon and we did the The Kessel Run. She was mad when I came before the opening credits.

by The Drunk Nerds December 5, 2011

kessel

a basket for carrying some things often made of wire

this kessel is very hard give me a basket

by Andrius March 2, 2008

Kessel Run

An act in which Toronto Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a pass, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent's zone.

Oh Look, he fumbled the puck on a breakaway. That's the third Kessel Run this period!

by teddyrefspin January 19, 2012

kesseli

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kesseli = neekeri

by niilo22 October 14, 2019

Kasselle

A girl who absolutely refuses to play basketball no matter how much you beg her.

Stop being such a Kasselle and come play Basketball.

by Dookio November 19, 2014