1. A completely two-faced suckup or ass kisser who will do anything to get accepted by a particular group of people.
2. A pathological liar who will lie about his or her personal qualities and characteristics in order to fit in with a particular group of people.
2. A pathological liar who will lie about his or her personal qualities and characteristics in order to fit in with a particular group of people.
We saw straight through his lies and called him straight out as a kess.
That fucking kess won't get his mouth off of that guys dick.
That fucking kess won't get his mouth off of that guys dick.
by Sage Rosenfels October 07, 2008
Kuroshio Extension System Study; The overall goal of KESS is to identify and quantify the dynamic and thermodynamic processes governing the variability of and the interaction between the Kuroshio Extension and the recirculation gyre.
by .:Kess:. February 14, 2004
Owner of a kickass messageboard and a great guy overall. So great he is going to give all his users a bum in rank!
Kess is Kess.
by Sasu...somebody. September 01, 2003
A user on LUE who is hated by some, yet others would assfuck him whenever possible. He has his own message board, and has made an LUE RPG like me.
by Da Jerk March 10, 2004
A person of poor financial status with a cardboard house and two sets of clothes, this person often attempts to ask/beg for money of the public, and noted by his old and tattered clothing.
"omg look at those kessy shoes" "stop being such a kess" "he picked that off the floor, what a kess"
by luke March 18, 2005
Literally means your mom's pussy. Typically used in lebanese slang to expose stupidity or threaten someone
by TGIceBall January 07, 2021