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Hetero’s Little Keychain

The gay version of a “pick me girl,” this type of gay will often turn his back on his own community to appease conservatives or for money. They will often put down gays of color, use racist language, and usually are transphobic. They betray their own community to fit in into typically gay unfriendly environments such as conservatives and MAGA country.
That Jefree Star is a hetero’s little keychain, they call themself a they but says non-binary people don’t exist.
by Bflee000004 February 17, 2023
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Kernhawg

The act of flatuating while passing a person or group of people so that they may smell the the gaseous expulsion moments later.
Verb; Did you smell that, I believe he just kernhawged the entire row of people.

noun; Wow what a Kernhawg...he just farted when he walked past us.
by Urban Dictionary February 28, 2006
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Spicy Keychain

A prank in which somebody heats up another person's keys in an oven, then gives their unsuspecting victim the hot keys, causing surprise and a temporary painful sensation.
My keys! My keys are red-hot! Sammy, you rat! You weren't using the oven to bake salads! You were heating up my keys to give me the ol' Spicy Keychain!
by attractivecryingman December 18, 2011
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Ketcham

A spiral shape, whether drawn, sculpted or occurring naturally; see also krimsoy.

Etymology: C.20, after Hank Ketcham (1920-2001), U.S. cartoonist and creator of Dennis the Menace, who characteristically drew knees as spiral shapes.
Man, that Ketcham sure could draw a krimsoy!
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
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Kerchoo

The asian version of Lightining McQueen's Kachow.
Your Mother: Wtf did you add Chungus for the Ps4 to the shopping list?
Me: Kerchoo.
by Crustysoap201 December 30, 2018
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kerchow

Some autistic guy who hits his ass with a spoon.
That guy is so kerchow
by Billybobhoe April 3, 2017
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Profesor Kerch

An old man who teaches Spanish at an intermediate level. Hair grows out his ears and nose and everywhere. Kerch is very old and prefers cheesy sayings such as "Bite the bullet", "Minus participation", "Kick you in the you-know-what". Kerches have white guinea pigs named Snowball and don't live in the same state that it teaches in. Includes a very low, monotone voice that drills into your head the various preterite forms of dormir.
1. That Profesor Kerch is old and senile and always marks me down on participation.

2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.
by Lucas Tandy February 11, 2009
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