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Kenning it 

Refers to when a someone, particularly middle-aged men named Kenn, is too dumb or lazy to do a home improvement project the right way and instead takes the easy way out by doing a shoddy, make-shift job that's bound to fail when least expected. For example, taping down kitchen tile with cheap double-sided tape (instead of mortar), removing or cutting a structural beam in a house for more head room, or covering an exterior electrical wire with plumbing tape to protect it from the rain.
Ex. 1 Using masking tape to hold down the roof shingles? What the hell?! You are really Kenning it today.

Ex. 2 Will you quit Kenning it already? I'm tired of having to re-do every project you touch.
Kenning it by lexiwa October 15, 2013

Kenning Out 

When an individual is clueless or acting brainless during a competitive multi-player video game. This type of behavior is usually defined by slow reaction time or being 30 seconds behind his/her teammates.
Come to A-site and plant! Come on Jacob stop kenning out!
Kenning Out by DoS your wife September 7, 2020

kenning off 

I love kenning off in the pound on hangover weekends with Melfi the Patterdale at 87 Claremont.
kenning off by TopKenner June 3, 2014

kenning off 

I love kenning off in the pound on hangover weekends with Melfi the Patterdale at 87 Claremont.
kenning off by TopKenner June 3, 2014

mr kenning

Biggest fucking legend to exist, he’s got massive arms and lovely dance moves
“Oi have u seen mr kenning his arms are fucking huge and he’s actually my g
mr kenning by Thatextrachromosome49 September 10, 2020

mr kenning

Mr kenning is the biggest legend to exist, his arms are massive and he’s proper funny with amazing dance moves
“Yo have you seen mr kenning he’s such a g and his arms are bloody huuuuuge
mr kenning by Thatextrachromosome49 September 10, 2020