kelp

Pudgy little asshole who mocks others in chatrooms, to feel good about their own "shortcomings".

"All that jerk does is make fun of everyone in the chatroom, he's a real kelp".

by I.M. Noone March 20, 2005

kelp

Unkempt pubic hair most often associated with female prostitutes and homosexuals.

Guy:Did you see that guys balls?
Man:No. All that kelp got in my way.

by Jeff July 25, 2003

kelp

The coolest word ever to be invented. It is fun to write on the board and see if Mrs. M notices, which she doesn't. We laugh in the face of people who think kelp is an underwater plant.

usually just used in a one worded sentence like:
KELP!
or occasionally like a song:
Kelp! I need somebody, not just anybody, i need someone to Kelllllllllp.

by See Kelp Run May 3, 2004

Kelp

Can be used to express anger, joy, tight, or balls.

Guy 1: Dude check out my new ps3
Guy 2: Ah man thats so kelp!

Guy 1: **boulder falls on head** AH KELP!

Guy 1: oh damn....we killed him...
Guy 2: ah kelp...

Lauren and addie = kelp?

by meop June 27, 2007

kelp

Assistance solving a problem that is not requested, not needed, not appreciated and not useful but cannot be refused (frequently from a boss or spouse).

It took him an extra two hours to restore the server because of the kelp from his supervisor. She insisted on kelping him install the new kitchen sink. The project was delayed because it was all kelped up.

by CKJ September 9, 2006

Kelp

a type of plant that happens to have the name justin.

Girl: Whats the longest kelp you know?
Boy: Justin.

by kathpacito June 15, 2018

Kelp

It is the opposite of sauce. When someone attempts in a sporting competition to style upon their opponent yet fails, they have just kelped themselves.

1: Damn you see last night's game?
2: Nah what happened.
1: This dude tried to break this guy's ankles but kelped his ass up

by UrbanSimm August 10, 2018