by Snowboardguy15 July 08, 2014
The funniest person ever. He's always there for you when you need to vent and open up to. Sometimes he can give you mixed feelings but he won't catch feelings for you, that's just how he is. He's really good at basketball and he will always find a way to make you smile. He's a good friend and I'm thankful he's in my life.
by ilyily February 09, 2022
literally the finest smartest cutest most caring mf in existence he'll send u cute goodnight texts and make you laugh he's kind calm loving and is the type to make sure you eat all three meals a day<33
by kenyakc November 22, 2021
literally the finest smartest cutest most caring mf in existence he'll send u cute goodnight texts and make you laugh he's kind calm loving and is the type to make sure you eat all three meals a day<33
by kenyakc November 22, 2021
Ugly black male who is very unattractive and has green stink lines coming from his body. He also has aura but that aura is the mustiness of him.
by 1037North May 03, 2024
Has very strong with very big muscles and will knock you out with his finger. When he comes over to your house he will be in your mom's bedroom banging your mom, sister, girlfriend, grandmom, and step-sister, and watch them finger each other like Docter Johnny Sin. Kelan can lift 10 cargo ships with one finger while fishing for a megalodon. If you mess with Kelan he will bang all the girls in your family besides your dog. Kelan is also a Quadrillionair because of his very big muscles. Kelan is in a 100v1 and still wins. He has a very big dick that's Bigger than the Eiffel tower. Every guy in the world has heard of Kelan because he has banged every girl in their family.
Guy1: No one can stand up to kelan because of how big he is.
Guy2: NO shit sherlock he lifts 10 cargo ships with 1 finger
Guy1: Bro shut the fuck up this is why he banged your girlfriend
Guy2: He also bamged your to and your mom.
Guy2: NO shit sherlock he lifts 10 cargo ships with 1 finger
Guy1: Bro shut the fuck up this is why he banged your girlfriend
Guy2: He also bamged your to and your mom.
by mypenis_ishuge March 03, 2022