Kelan

A smart person that can sometimes act like a know it all, but never the less still a cool person.

Ah, you can never win with that guy.
Who?
Kelan who else.

by Snowboardguy15 July 8, 2014

Kelan

The Main one

We have to invite Kelan, he’s the main one!

by Luke22300 January 9, 2022

Kelanity

The cutest couple you will ever know. The only couple strong enough to get through every possible negative thing that hits them. What you wish you were.

I wish my relationship was as strong and fun as kelanity

by Heyhiiii March 8, 2019

Kelan

Ugly black male who is very unattractive and has green stink lines coming from his body. He also has aura but that aura is the mustiness of him.

Guy: Kelan is cool
Girl: ew no he's ugly as shit i would never date him

by 1037North May 2, 2024

Kelan

The funniest person ever. He's always there for you when you need to vent and open up to. Sometimes he can give you mixed feelings but he won't catch feelings for you, that's just how he is. He's really good at basketball and he will always find a way to make you smile. He's a good friend and I'm thankful he's in my life.

kelan's such great friend
Yeaaa!!

by ilyily February 8, 2022

Kelan

literally the finest smartest cutest most caring mf in existence he'll send u cute goodnight texts and make you laugh he's kind calm loving and is the type to make sure you eat all three meals a day<33

my bf kelan texts me all this cute shit....makes my soul smile ngl

by kenyakc November 22, 2021

Kelan

Has very strong with very big muscles and will knock you out with his finger. When he comes over to your house he will be in your mom's bedroom banging your mom, sister, girlfriend, grandmom, and step-sister, and watch them finger each other like Docter Johnny Sin. Kelan can lift 10 cargo ships with one finger while fishing for a megalodon. If you mess with Kelan he will bang all the girls in your family besides your dog. Kelan is also a Quadrillionair because of his very big muscles. Kelan is in a 100v1 and still wins. He has a very big dick that's Bigger than the Eiffel tower. Every guy in the world has heard of Kelan because he has banged every girl in their family.

Guy1: No one can stand up to kelan because of how big he is.

Guy2: NO shit sherlock he lifts 10 cargo ships with 1 finger

Guy1: Bro shut the fuck up this is why he banged your girlfriend

Guy2: He also bamged your to and your mom.

by mypenis_ishuge March 3, 2022