Keying

Keying occurs when someone uses a key to scratch a car, usually as a form of vandalism or revenge.

Trent: After I dumped her my ex-girlfriend gave my car a good keying.

by getp November 1, 2009

Keqing

Keqing, the best person to ever live. She is very smart is a very strong force who may or may not plan to murder you in your sleep. She lives seeing people fail, but also hates to fail herself. She has dreams for the future, and will eliminate anyone who comes in her way. Although she may be a bit scary, Keqing is also the funniest person to step on this earth. Her wittiness is beyond our comprehension, and she continues to amaze you no matter what. Many people use Keqing for her knowledge, but unfor- i mean luckily she know show to fight back. Her amazing glutes will not stop for anyone.

Person 1: "I asked Keqing for the homework answers, but then she proceeded to slam the door in my face and walk away shaking her butt. Keep an eye out for Keqing."

by cowtwinkie March 20, 2021

keqing

Sexiest woman ever to live, has the best thighs, a actual goddess.

Oh you’re Keqing? How’s it feel knowing your the most popular waifu in the entire universe

by Fishisdebest November 13, 2020

Keving

The word Kev is used in certain schools in South England, it is a code word for a vape that you use in secret. Usually in a school toilet with many other "kevers". Originally named after a head of year called kevin, who was a legend! At first the word kev was used by a small group of friends to hide vaping in their conversation and texts however it soon became wide spread in that school but is now used in many schools and towns along the south coast of England.

Student 1: "Mate you going for a kev after 4th period?"

Student 2: "Yh I got 20 mg salts bruv"

Or...
"I'm getting a new kev"
"Alow some kev on the bus"

"I was keving"
"I am a kever"
"The school took my kev"

by Kev Lord Leo Spalding March 2, 2020

keming

(n.) The result of improper kerning.

(to kern is to adjust space between characters in typeset text).

The typographer who worked on that film just pulled a keming by not having equal spacing between each letter in each word in the opening credits.

by AvsC February 21, 2008

car keying

The term "car keying" has one fairly well known meaning:

1. The act of scraping the sharper point of a car key across the windshield or front door of a car, making a screeching sound and leaving a large scratch in the paint. Often preformed in anger or spite; a form of vandalism.

There is one other, not-so-well-known meaning:

2. The act of saying the phrase, "I need the car keys" and plunging ones hand into the front pocket of someone elses pants or hoodie to retrieve said car keys. This is usually down to a boyfriend (or husband) via the girlfriend (or wife). A big turn on, and surprising if they didn't expect it.

1. "Dude, that bitch just car keyed my new ride!"

2. "I need the car keys baby." (followed by the fishing around in someone elses pocket and then they are found.) "Thanks."

by Aillwen January 11, 2005

kading

The act of hijacking a facebook thread for your own purposes and driving it wildly off topic. Sometimes kading can be an intelligent conversation that simply has nothing to do with the original topic, but most of the time kading is a form of spamming that annoys everybody not participating in the kadage. The easiest and most common way to kade a thread is to take turns posting lines from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Charlie the Unicorn, or the Potter Puppet Pals.

This thread has been kaded!

Stop kading, you guys; I'm getting a million notifications!

Random fb status: Charise is tired from a long day
friend: Aww! I hope you get some rest soon!
kader1: I love pickles!
friend: What does that have to do with anything?
kader1: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
kader2: DUMBLEDORE!
kader1: Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY
Charise: guys, come on, why do you always have to kade my status?

by K-menade December 29, 2009