Is a total babe. She’s a little air headed but it’s mostly for show. she’s super funny and ditsy. But don’t get on her bad side cause she’ll beat you up while crying. It’ll be a very confusing time. She’s always down to cuddle and spend time with whoever she’s with unless she’s taking care of her kids, then you become a solid 2nd. She’s a halfway crunch so she’ll get here kids frozen Dino nuggets but only O-organics brand or she uses both homemade bread and frans white bread in a single day. She drives a minivan and cares about sea turtle health more than her children's.
Guy: did you just get a metal straw for your Starbucks and throw the plastic wrapper in the storm drain?
A fan term of sorts for Caillou in the so bad, it's hilarious GoAnimate/Vyond fandom. This name comes from the text-to-speech feature being unable to pronounce "Caillou" properly.
"Kayloo, how dare you sneak off to Chuck-E-Cheese! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for 9049034903490349034903902390343495994995490349034903490490934 years! Go to your room now!"