Kangaroo

Kangaroo is the 13th zodiac sign.The dates of that zodiac sign are currently unknown as the only known Kangaroo is Rebenciuc who keeps his birth date secret.Yet we only knows one Kangaroo we know for sure that it is by far the best zodiac sign.It is superior in every single aspect to the other signs.Also,Kangaroos tend to be really fat,have weird fetishes on feet like Cezar Petru Popescu and have crushes on girls who are 50-60 years younger than them.

That guy is mainstream...he can't be a Kangaroo.He must be a libra though.

by Aurel Magicianu' May 8, 2019

kangaroo

An Australian marsupial. We usually own about 2 or 3 per family and instead of public transport, and cars, we like to be safe (and prevent green house gases) by taking a kangaroo!
Oh and if you're american, they will kick your ass.

Bob "Haha look at that kangaroo beating the crap out of that american!"
Fred "Yeah, lets go take a kangaroo downtown."

by gina hamiltom October 26, 2006

kangaroo

A hooded sweatshirt with a pouch on the front to put your hands inside if it's cold.

My girlfriend likes to wear my kangaroo because her jacket is too thin.

by monkey40 July 23, 2009

the kangaroo

pulling your nutsac up an covering the shaft of the penis so the head is poking out so that it resembles a head of a kangaroo poking out of the pouch

using the kangaroo is worth 3 kicks in the fag game

by pandabear_corral_285 October 4, 2008

Kangarooing

When a man ejaculates in a girl panties or underwear and she wears ejaculated in panties for the rest of the day.

Ie: she's carrying around little babies In a pouch

I love kangarooing.

She is so into kangarooing.

I kangarooed her.

She let me kangaroo her.

To be kangarooed.

I bet she's been kangarooed.

I would love to kangaroo her.

by RedFlagFreddie January 12, 2022

The kangaroo

When you nut but you shove it in her asshole and make her walk around carrying your kids

Ima make you do the kangaroo

by Boogiewitabag March 7, 2019

kangaroo

Describes a woman who's ass is huge, but her top half is tiny. (Little t-rex arms and wee tits), so she looks like a kangaroo.

Man,look at that marsupial of a chick. She's a kangaroo!

by gogo June 10, 2006