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Kemping

Verb. describes Ross Kemp sticking his big, bald, fuck off head into a vagina (or anus) in order to cause shock and awe.
"Why did you just shit yourself?"
"Sorry, Ross was out kemping last night. Bastard got himself right up my arsehole and wore me like a glove."
by matt_leigh September 13, 2014
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Shawn Kemping

To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."
I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!
by C.J. December 8, 2004
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kamminga

kammiga is a gay and it smells like shit. Also you can find one in korea.
I found a kamminga on the toliet this monday
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kampong spirit

A sense of social cohesion in a community where there is understanding and compromise among neighbours, even as preferences differ from household to household.
The foundation of the kampong spirit is the constant engagement and interaction among residents so that they can come together to learn about one another's interests and not just for mere company.
by bethyoung December 22, 2015
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kampang

it's a an west sumatra (Minang) language for "Pussy" or Vagina. reffering to the b*tch
Kampang kali awak!!

its means
" You're damn, Pussy!"
by Saladdin_121 May 12, 2018
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Ross Kemping

To intentionally put one self into a difficult/dangerous situation for a investigative purpose.
"..Me and Matt are Ross Kemping it into the ghetto later"
by dodo2night November 19, 2016
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Kemping

To masturbate to one's self in a mirror or picture.
Did you see Micah last night? The dude's so full of himself, I bet he's kemping right now.
by NotTheKemper May 31, 2011
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