Kairos

Kairos is a person with a MAMMOTH sized cock, each person named Kairos is ridiculously good looking and they have the sexiest girlfriend. They love to play sport, they’re extremely funny and have an unmatched vibe. Kairos is an excellent friend and will always have your back, cherish every Kairos.

“Have you seen Kairos's dick? It’s a mammoth!”
“Hey that Kairos dude is remarked right?”

by Lazylion10 November 21, 2021

Kairos

Kairos is an amazing person, they love sport and their misso has a dump truck. Every Kairos is a legend and is incredibly handsome, always has their friends back and is quite talented. Cherish every Kairos.

OMG Kairos is so sexy!! That person is such a Kairos.

by Lazylion10 November 21, 2021

kairose

Super leng Irish girl

Ur almost as fit as kairose

by Idontlikecatslol February 28, 2023

Kairos

High with purpose.

Ingesting cannabis in order to feel a higher presence, and the indication that that presence has been felt.

A meditative state of "high".

(Future)"I think we should go Kairos tonight"(=I think we should smoke tonight)

(Present)"I'm in Kairos."(=I'm high)

by FinShaggy July 23, 2012

Kairos

a stalker; mere uttering of the word causes violent fear in those that hear it. short genshin player who has a disturbing obsession with doki doki literature club.

Person 1: DEAR GOD IT'S A KAIROS
Person 2: DON'T FUCKING SAY THAT NOW I'M SHITTING MYSELF
Person 1: OH MY GOD IT'S TAKING PICTURES AND RUNNING AWAY
Kairos: SKIBBITY SBITTY BOOP BAP BEEP ⌇☍⟟⏚⎐⏁⊬⏚⏃⍙⏁⟊☍

by anonymous February 19, 2022

Kairos

Catholic retreat. Look, it’s a nice experience for those who have a lot of friends and have a good relationship with their parents. It’s lead by a few students chosen by staff and they run the entire retreat. Ofc it’s gonna be the goody two shoes kids. They also give these “talks” and make you write notes on what they’re saying. There’s this thing called “letters night”, and you get letters from friends and family members. They read the letters your parents wrote to you in front of everyone and everyone cries. It’s awkward if you’re not emotional or have a bad relationship with your parents. They also do this thing where you go apologize and forgive your opps. It’s in-genuine. None of the “friends” you make at kairos are real, and they’re not gonna actually talk to you at school. You also have to “react” to the “talks” and speak in front of everyone. The staff gives everyone a gag order to not tell anyone what happens at kairos. They play it up to be this big magical life changing experience. It’s not. It ain’t allat. I can see why a lot of people like it. But it’s not for everyone.

Man I gotta go to kairos tomorrow I’m not tryna go

by ccanonymous January 21, 2025