Vocalist of the djent-death metal band meshuggah. straight out of sweden. don't forget he is also pretty dang hot. The face he makes at concerts is hysterical but once you know him, he is actually sweet.
Meshuggah fan 1- did you see jens?
female meshuggah fan- yes, he is very handsome but brutal at the same time!
Jens kidman- hey ladies! talking about me? fans faint*
female meshuggah fan- yes, he is very handsome but brutal at the same time!
Jens kidman- hey ladies! talking about me? fans faint*
by DjentMaster666 November 19, 2020
Get the jens kidman mug.Dull-as-dishwater Aussie actress with massively overrated looks, no emotional range, and a conspicuous lack of charisma. Despite these shortcomings and a string of abysmal films (see Bewitched, Moulin Rouge), the Australian public have long been infatuated with her.
Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.
Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.
WELCOME TO PERFECT MATCH STARRING NICOLE KIDMAN!!
HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:
Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
OR
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.
HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:
Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
OR
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.
by triggaz April 14, 2008
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Get the Kaidan mug.meaning "diamond" in Hawaiian. anyone of this name is a walking goddess. definently not a chick to mess with. she gets down.
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