Kaenan

That kid who makes you laugh no matter what.

If you talk to him nothing else in the world matters because Kaenan's so interesting. You will never get bored of him, and that is a promise.

Who's that over there laughing? Oh, that's just Kaenan.

by simplyadork July 9, 2011

Kaelan

The Sexiest most coolest kid you'll ever meet. Funny and orgasmic. You can't go wrong if your hanging out with a Kaelan. They like to touch girls, and they will like it. He doesnt give a fuck what other people think. Just like honey badger. He is the most superior of the human race, besides Obama. If you are in the radius of a Kaelan, you should feel extremely honored.

Girl 1: Oh man look at this kid over here! I'd bang that.

Girl 2: Oh that's Kaelan!

by ObamaJohnson November 9, 2011

KaeAnna

This girl is someone who is thick af. Probably mixed. Everyone looks at her wishing they slayed like KaeAnna. She is beautiful, goddess like , Loves chicken and chocolate chip cookies. People throw shade because they hella jealous. Pulls up in a hummer. Boss Ass Bitch. Kodak Black is number 1 priority.

Person A; "Did you see her?"

Person B; "That's Kaeanna man , youll never get a chance with her."

by slayanumerouno October 27, 2016

kaeana

The kindest most misunderstood girl on earth. The closest friend to one or two people who always stick besides her, she loves so many people and listens to the best music and all the dudes fall for her even though she cannot take a hint for the life of her. Kaeanas are quiet unless with the people closest to her.

"why does Kaeana never talk in band?" "Oh she just takes a while to open up to people"

by kaesophian May 17, 2018

kavanausea

the feeling of being sick to your stomach from anxiety and rage over the Kavanaugh hearings. Also spelled kavanaughsia. Related term: kavanauseated.

Today, watching Donald Trump make fun of Dr. Ford's testimony, I had to upgrade my kavanausea to kavomit.

by Martha V. Porch October 3, 2018

kalvan

A kalvan is a bright, intelligent and a charasmatic person. He is loved by most people due to his bright and cheerful personality. A Kalvan is very passionate towards sports and accomplishing his goals in life. He may be flirty with girls, however there will be only one true girl that will always stick with him. A Kalvan may be very ignorant towards love, and how to deal with it. Although a Kalvan may seem bright and charasmatic, deep down he has his weaknesses as well. That would be dealing with love and his emotions. He will have trouble expressing his sadness or frustration to others ,so he tries to hide it. However if you ever meet a Kalvan, never give up on him. He may seem like a jerk sometimes, but deep down he just needs some love.

"That type of Kalvan makes me suspicious."

by Anonymousyeoja November 19, 2013

Kaelan

Let's not make a word soup. Being a Kaelan is complicated, no matter the gender or sex. If you're a guy, you'll get made fun of for having a girl's name, if you're a girl, then vice versa. And the mispronunciations will run rampant. If you're a Kaelan, be prepared for whatever comes your way.

Teacher: 'Andrea?'

Andrea: 'Here!'
Teacher: 'Sophia?'

Sophia: 'Present.'
Teacher: *reads the name Kaelan* '..."Keelan"?'
Class: 'It's pronounced "Kaylan".'

by khrocksg February 16, 2020