kablooted

(n) ka-bloot-ed: when one is so baked they drool all over the place and can barely make out words let alone complete a sentence. Also known as kazooted, ZuBAR (similar to FUBAR but Zooted Beyond All Recognition) and, completely and utterly gone.

DO YOU REALIZE how kablooted Brad is?!

by Snevel Neb May 23, 2010

KABLOOM!!!!!

A sound effect for a huge explosion. Much huger than kaboom, or even kablooey.

Oh, no!!! KABLOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

We all died.

by Bob882 October 8, 2004

kabloosh

Another term for a gay blowjob.

"That was a delicious kabloosh."
"I just got kablooshed by Kevin in the bathroom"
"Dude I'm not gay i just love kablooshes".

by Umar "The Legend" Sultn May 25, 2010

kaboobies

boobs on an uffy. they are so magnificent and grand that the word boobs is an understatement. they are round and beautiful. also highly bouncey. when exposed you hear all the angels sing. they are sure to make all who witness this lovely sight, shed a tear.

buffy: "fluffy's big bouncey kaboobies were the hit of the
party."

muffy: "i know. when i put them in my moouth, i
heard the angels sing."

fluffy: "oh tanks you gays!!"

by robyn cason February 28, 2008

KABLOOEY

Kabillion Awesome things Because Life Ordinarily is Ordinary Except when You’re near or other amusing occurences amuse me.

Did you see how the teacher picked my answer instead of hers just because i shouted louder? Total KABLOOEY!

by HTHW December 20, 2010

kablooble

An extreme feeling of insanity and hilarity usually derived from extreme boredom. Brought on by words like "blue" or "shrimp" that have no bearing in a conversation.

"Ha I said shrimp"

"Ur a Kablooble"

by Bob Jameson May 12, 2006

kaboobled

A weird way of saying that you are stumped and confused

I was kaboobled by the instructions of my game

by CheeseFisherman March 9, 2014