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Kameelah

A black girl who constantly wears her hair in braids, sings, and has boobs bigger than uranus. oh wait im sorry- your anus. She likes white skinny boys and is jacked as all hell. While she is incredibly attractive she has a beautiful fantastic bust latina friend who is undeniable awesome. Kami is sweet and funny and has an amazing sense of humor. Shes also an spends most of the time an idiot.
A: Hey lets go to ralphs and buy some potatoes

Kameelah: MUTTHHAAAAMUDDERRCOOOWWW i want chuuur patates sniff
by thesupercow January 23, 2014
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kameela

An absolute goddess, whoever has this name is the hottest motherfucker alive and a total Alpha! Everyone adores and worships you.
Wow, I wish I was kameela
by Swaggysocks July 8, 2021
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Kameel

An amazing person you could always be around with! Fun, chirpy, humorous, sarcastic and a person with a huge heart...
He is loving and caring towards his pals and believes in lifelong friendship...An artist and charismatic person who you could be around with, throughout the day, and yet never feel bored!! As an empath, who could be a little short-tempered sometimes...if you ever happen to be his girlfriend, he is never gonna leave your side...
This crazy dude can sometimes end up being a total weirdo...but deep down, he is a true softie!!
Sarah: Hey, is that Kameel?
David: Of course it is...my brother from another mother!
by sednycarpoll November 25, 2021
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Kameela

A girl who is anti-social but somehow still loud. Is afraid of Michael Jackson. She knows how to "get it" with consent. She also thinks "Zoe not knowing things is funny." She also does not think before she speaks hence the quote "I love hooking up with my cousins." When she meant to say "she enjoys setting up her cousins on blind dates"
Kameela is here.
Kameela asked me to look for Michael Jackson hiding under the bed.
by jkjkjk135 January 25, 2022
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kaamelott

The french 'the office'
The show's about the kingdom of Britain during the late roman period, Where the king Arthur, at the place of going to war against his bastard of son and all like in the real legend, here he have to make his land work with the dumbasses of the rond table:

- Perceval, who ... got his ways to solve problems

- Lancelot, who want only the good of the kingdom and himself but not the peoples

- Léodagan, king of carmélide, the father of Arthur's wife, Guenièvre, who is more than radical and always complain

- Karadoc, a dunbass

- Bohort, afraid of everything

- the scibe, who is kinda always angry and probably hates his job
There's also Merlin, who here don't know nothing about druidism, the lake lady who is crazy cuz Arthur don't do what the gods wanted, the priest of the new cult (catholisism) etc.

Th show is long of 6 seasons and a movie, the movie which was in the dark rooms in 2021. More the show progress, more we pass from a sitcom like the office for a serious business serie about depression and religons.

The show, by Alexandres Astier, got most of his jokes by the destruction of the 'locutions figées' phrases that all frenchs say without thinking. It's a classic of french humour with 'la cité de la peur de les nuls' (city of fear by the bad at it), les inconnus (the unknowns) and the two OSS117. If you wanna learn french or french humour, this is a must have.
Perceval: C'est pas faux (it's not wrong, used when you didn't understood what the other guy said)
Karadoc: Du passé faisons table en marbre. (the sentence 'du passé faisons table rase' from the communist song 'l'internationnale' can be translated as 'Let's wipe the slate clean' here Karadoc say 'From the past let's make a marble table.')
Anna: Vous êtes une gigantesque tarlouze. (you're a gigantic gay - in french the term 'tarlouze' was an homophobic insult but is now just mean 'scared of everything')
Arthur: généralement je réponds merde ça marche avec tout (generally I say 'shit' it works with everything)
Cryda de Tintagel: Attention, j’ai rien contre les bouseux... D’habitude je mange pas avec, c’est tout. (Wait, I don't tink anything wrong with the plebians... I just don't eat with them, that's all.)
Léodagan: Sans vouloir la ramener, la seule différence concrète avec des briques, c'est que vous appelez ça des tartes ! (without wanting to being a prick, but the only difference with brics, it's that you call this cake)
Perceval: Le fenouille est une arme redondante ( Fennel is a redundant weapon)
Random guy: MAIS C'EST QUOI CETTE CAMELOTTE? -Artur: Le chateau de Kamelott ( BUT WHAT IS THIS SHIET? The castle of Kamelott - in french 'camelotte' and 'kamelott' got the same prononciation)

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Someone: Kaamelott? that's not the sitcom with the guy saying that all the person who killed themself are Jesus? (spoiler sorry)
by Myri from the E.U. March 5, 2022
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Kameel

Kameel is a guy who is obsessed with his body, but reluctant to show it off due to personal insecurities. Such a person will spent countless hours in the mirror when on its own. Also a sex addict.
See that big guy who wears tank tops to the beach, hes a true Kameel.
by Raja200 January 3, 2012
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kameelperd

the afrikaans word for a camel.or a derogatory term for a douche-like person.
that dude garfunkel pee'd on that kid, he is such a kameelperd
by biancoYO September 2, 2011
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