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Justin Bieber Syndrome 

It's a syndrome where little girls vigorously defend fellow "singer" Justin Bieber and say that he is "the best musician in the world". Along with that claim, most Bieber fans hate rock and metal music, and say that rock 'n roll/metal is music for "devil worshipers".

Most Justin Bieber fans also like: The Jonas Brothers, Naked Brothers Band, Tokio Hotel, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Soulja Boy, just to name a few other untalented "musicians".
Justin Bieber fan: OMG JUSTIN IS NO EFFIN HOT I SO WANNA MEET HIM N GIT HIZ AUTAGRAFFFFFFF
Me: You have the Justin Bieber Syndrome...
Justin Bieber fan: NO I DONT!! I JUST GOT MILLIONS OF PICS OF HIM IN MY ROOM AND I HAVE ALL HIS SONGS ON MY IPOD!!!
Me: Precisely.
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justin bieber syndrome 

When a person hates on something for no other reason than just to “go with the flow”.

This is a recent phenomenon which has affected people of all ages. It represents the ultimate in conformity. Anyone with any brains can see that people who suffer from this illness are really sad and should be pitied.
Guy 1: (trying to impress nearby hot girl) That Justin Bieber kid is such a fag! I just wana strangle his head off!

Guy 2: Totally dude, like seriously, word dawg. What do you think Guy 3?

Guy 3: (ignores the other two and talks to the hot girl) These guys have the justin bieber syndrome, don't mind them. You want to get a bite to eat?

Hot Girl: Sure, anything to get away from these two losers.

justin bieber is shit 

Yeah i can if i should ever see that he would use my country flag as a mop i swear i will fucking kill him

Still better than Justin Bieber

When something is really really bad, but not as bad as Justin Bieber.
The band last night sucked, but they were still better than Justin Bieber.

How To Say Justin Bieber

a useless video that is posted on over 3000 definitions on urban dictionary, for some strange reason. People go to the video to dislike it and put comments like "thumbs up if urbandictionary sent you here again"
when i was looking up definitions for "black metal", i was NOT looking for how to say justin bieber

Justin Beiber Sucks 

Guy 1: Have you heard of Justin Beiber?

Guy 2: Yes! I've met him before! He's awesome!

Guy 1: Here's a gun, go shoot your face off.

Rest of world: Justin Beiber Sucks.

Justin Beiber Syndrome 

Justin Beiber Syndrome- A disease in which the holder is affected by all of the symptoms that Justin Beiber has (high pitched voice, being bad at singing, etc.). The only known way to get rid of Justin Beiber Syndrome is to find Zaphlex in its physical form. The only way to obtain Zaphlex is to climb to Yosemite mountain and meet bear to witness the mythical and rare double rainbow.
Justin Beiber Syndrome by Zaphlex November 22, 2010