Junkan

Junkan the Ship between Mikan Tsumiki and Junko Enoshima
Aka, Toxic ship.

Junkan Toxic ship

by CoolPerson1237 May 20, 2021

junkstand

A handstand where the guy is naked with all of his junk hanging down.

Bro, Steve just did a junkstand in front of all those girls bro!

by J1Dopeman March 25, 2007

Junkanese

The language spoken by people who collect a lot of junk, scrap or garage sale stuff. This language is also spoken by people who try to haggle on prices of junk shit at sales.

I dont know man, he knows the value, that guy speaks Junkanese...

by barnyard1974 December 8, 2011

Junktastrophe

The act of being hit in one's junk so hard that it kills you.

Guy1: "Dude, Mike got hit in the junk by a Wrecking Ball and died."
Guy2: "Man that sucks, what a junktastrophe."

by radium61 November 2, 2009

Junkman Jobber

Junkman Jobber: A disheveled, non-specialized, Caucasian scab tradesman, consistently performing slipshod and ramshackle workmanship, by applying half-assed shortcuts and techniques and usage of incorrect or cheap materials, using an array of outdated, malfunctioning pawnshop or stolen tools. The junkman jobber can typically be seen driving a beat up, dented, rusted out, high-mileage, ill maintained pickup truck with “rims” haphazardly loaded with tools, materials and junk left unsecure in the bed. The inside of the junkm’n jobmobile is loaded with cigarette butts, fast food wrappers, empty cans of monster energy drink, Doritos bags, cigarette packages and vape cartridges. Some sort of generic extreme sticker or branding (MMA, tacticool, tattoo-life, beard cuture) is normally present as well. The standard attire worn to work, and all other occasions, is baggy, saggy-assed jeans with tears and paint stains, a flat billed ball cap, shitty boots, some sort of extreme logo branded t-shirt with excessively crappy tattoos showing. In winter, a flannel or hoodie is added for warmth and gangsta’ effect. (hood up with ball cap on and smoke in mouth all shady like). The JJ reverts to degenerate criminal-like white trash lifestyle the moment their “professional” day or job period ends, (stealing / scavenging materials from the jobsite), or other activities usually resulting in debt, jail-time, addiction or unwanted pregnancy. The movie AFTERMATH (2013) presents this type well.

If you want your home remodeled, do not go with junkman jobber, pay the extra money for high-quality or union craftsmanship.

My roof is leaking and its not even raining! I shouldn't have hired a junkman jobber.

by Kirkury January 21, 2022

Junktastic

Fantastic. In a junkie kind of way

Shannon stayed up all night doing cocaine even though she had to work early the next morning and planned on drinking 3 redbulls to get through. That girl is junktastic.

by pookiemane July 8, 2009

Junkman

A superhero with a large bulging junk; goes around humping his enemies to death and saving hoes.

junkin': what Junkman does

- Help Junkman there's a huge load
- Don't worry Sally, I'll hump in away

by straffeur October 23, 2016