Judeism

Judeism is the religion where you worship Jude. To become a Jude, you must become Indian and have a hot mom. To worship Jude, you must become an Indian scammer and tell people their computer has a virus.

Yo dude being part of Judeism is so cool!

People who worship Judeism have a big pp!

by Jude is cool April 27, 2021

judeiligo

A person with an over obsession of ass or anything ass related. Such as eating ass fingering ass and also not limited to wiping ass on restaurant glass doors.

Anything pertaining to ass.

His need to eat the booty borders on a severe case of Judeiligo.

by AssmaSTerplus September 22, 2022

Judeah

Shes a nice, girl she’s pretty funny and very dirty minded. She make lots of freinds because of her humor. When you mess with her you should be sorry. She’s forgiving though.

Millie: she’s really nice

Sally: she must be a Judeah!

by Millie.cheese.lollipopppzz January 8, 2019

Shonen Jumper

The non-religious equivalent of a Bible Thumper. One who must consult the "all mighty" Shonen Jump before deciding on whether or not they like a series. Approach with caution, those who do not also worship the Shonen Jump will be preached to until their minds implode.

Not all narutards are Shonen Jumpers, but all Shonen Jumpers are narutards.

"I was at Borders today and a Shonen Jumper was salivating all over the 'b' manga section. Thank goodness Battle Royale is shrink-wrapped."

by Linalin January 24, 2009

Buttery Jumper

1) A 'buttery jumper' is slang for a homosexual male, originating in southern Birmingham - it is not in heavy mainstream use, but is rising in popularity.

2) When one simply makes a toastal mistake, rendering one's jumper slightly covered in butter or margarine.

"You see that guy, James, he has a 'buttery jumper'"

by Jim Ratcliffe November 17, 2007

jumped off the porch

started hustling in the streets

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.

by teedy2222 May 25, 2008

Party Jumper

An uncontrollable and raging erection stemming from commotion in a social setting.

Wendy walked by to grab a beer and Steve immediately got the party jumps.

Noun;Singular: party jumper

Plural: party jumps

by Millerman69 June 21, 2019