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Ship-Jumper
(n). A person who doesn't like his or her surroundings or situation, and wants to leave a certain area, or stop doing a certain thing, or wants to bail out and discontinue associating with a certain person or persons because it no longer suits their agenda.
My girlfriend of 3 years didn't like my new job, so she decided to bail out on our relationship and be a " Ship-jumper".
Ship-Jumper by VinnieVega$ February 12, 2017
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Br Jude
Br Jude is the nicest teacher in LSC. Ever. According to Jasper, Br Jude doesn't speak in the lessons. Or more precisely, he talks in a way so advanced that we normal people can't understand. He found a way to solve this problem. In his lessons, he gives us videos to watch and tells us to self learn, when we can't understand the questions, he doesn't care. In the exams, we get low marks, he still doesn't care. We love this teacher so much!
(Br stands for Brother)
(Br stands for Brother)
Br Jude lesson he gives out the test paper.
Br Jude: (calls our student numbers) Number thrie!
Number three goes out to get the test paper.
Br Jude: Number Dee!
All studnets: ???
Br Jude: (calls our student numbers) Number thrie!
Number three goes out to get the test paper.
Br Jude: Number Dee!
All studnets: ???
Br Jude by JohnMakFan December 1, 2020
Skunk jumper
Skunk jumper by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
Br Jude sequence
This is the sequence when Br Jude tells you to open your school bag and take out a piece of paper for 30 times.
Br Jude: What's your name?
Jason: Jason.
Br Jude: Oh...Jason a...
Br Jude: Open your school bag,
Br Jude: Take out a piece of paper,
Br Jude: 30 times.
(Br Jude sequence)
Jason: Jason.
Br Jude: Oh...Jason a...
Br Jude: Open your school bag,
Br Jude: Take out a piece of paper,
Br Jude: 30 times.
(Br Jude sequence)
Br Jude sequence by JohnMakFan December 1, 2020
judelyn
... is a gift of God, a blessing or a an angle.
They are very peaceful person but raging dragons on the outside. They are very talkative to the right person and a very understanding listeners. Judelyn is also a very creative writer of they own lives but very clumsy outside...In short Judelyn means a gorgeous person.
They are very peaceful person but raging dragons on the outside. They are very talkative to the right person and a very understanding listeners. Judelyn is also a very creative writer of they own lives but very clumsy outside...In short Judelyn means a gorgeous person.
Macho-Jude
1. A characteristic given to individuals who are kick-ass
2. Any individual who is so awesome that words cannot describe, Of which the greatest is Chuck Norris.
Antonyms: Buttcrack, Shart-Monster
*Note: Jude is not related to Judism.
2. Any individual who is so awesome that words cannot describe, Of which the greatest is Chuck Norris.
Antonyms: Buttcrack, Shart-Monster
*Note: Jude is not related to Judism.
Person 1: That guy is so Macho-Jude he kicked my ass just by looking at me.
Person 1: Ewww, that guy is so not Macho-Jude. He's more of a buttcrack.
Person 1: Ewww, that guy is so not Macho-Jude. He's more of a buttcrack.
Macho-Jude by bumkinofdoom June 5, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.