When something is complete and utter perfection to the point that it makes you want to dance with a bottle of fireball and a jug of Purex in each hand. Legend has it the origins of Jandy can be traced to the southeastern region of Mexico.
"Hey Colin, you see that baby Brazilian tapir (or pudú) over yonder? How Jandy!"
"Oh you're going to see Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"Oh you fucked Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"When I get home I'm gonna make the jandiest plate of perogies!"
"Spencer, your sandals smell like bear semen!" *Dustin throws Spencer's sandals out the car window while driving through Smallville* "Gee golly, thanks for jandying up the situation Dustin!"
"Oh you're going to see Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"Oh you fucked Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"When I get home I'm gonna make the jandiest plate of perogies!"
"Spencer, your sandals smell like bear semen!" *Dustin throws Spencer's sandals out the car window while driving through Smallville* "Gee golly, thanks for jandying up the situation Dustin!"
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variant of the Spanish name, Juan which translates from the Hebrew as "gift from God." Men nicknamed Juando are often also referred to as "Mr. Juanderful." Ladies, if you happen to find yourself a Juando, you definitely need to jump at the chance cuz odds are "Juan in a Million" that you'll find another man who's as attentive, caring, tender, kind and good in bed as a Juando. Guys named Juando also happen to be rather erudite and significantly more intelligent than your average Juan.
The Most Interesting Man in the World is often mistaken for a guy named Juando.
The Most Interesting Man in the World is often mistaken for a guy named Juando.
Joe: Did you see the newest Dos Equis commercial with The Most Interesting Man in the World? He was snowboarding down Mt. Everest with a hottie on each arm!
Josh: Man, you crazy! That was Juando!
Lori: Hey girl, how's it going? You seeing anyone these days?
Cindy: I just met a guy named Juando..... we've only been together for a couple of days and I've never had such a toe-curling good time!
Josh: Man, you crazy! That was Juando!
Lori: Hey girl, how's it going? You seeing anyone these days?
Cindy: I just met a guy named Juando..... we've only been together for a couple of days and I've never had such a toe-curling good time!
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the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore
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the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore
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