JSF 

Jesus Suffering Fuck

JSF, Big Yin. You on the piss?

JSF by WeeGussie February 12, 2023

JSF 

(Job, Suck, Fuck) Order of hand job, sucking 🍆, and fucking.

“Tryna JSF?”

JSF by jsf 4 life February 11, 2024

jsf 

je suis fatigué but it’s in textspeak

1. lol jsf, l8r it’s bedtime
2. jsf, ft soon, ok?

jsf by KenzoKeys July 18, 2024

JSFAMO 

Just say FOOEY and move on.

From the blog Corporette, advice first posted by the beloved in-house troll "Ellen", and since used repeatedly by site regulars.

Anon: I'm so frustrated at work today. Everyone is being short-tempered and snarky.

Ellen: I know what you MEAN. Today the manageing partner keeps stareing at my tuchus. I think you shoulde Just say FOOEY and move on.

Anon 2: I agree, JSFAMO!

JSFAMO by mamabearette December 10, 2012

jsfi 

A crude acronym for an important concept. Literally, "Just Say Fuck It".
1) A state of mind adopted in order to retain sanity in an otherwise insane situation. (This use was first demonstrated to me by my friend, Turtle who has more than once attempted to master this level of consciousness).
2) A useful reply to inane queries about proper procedure.
3) An unexpected name for an organization in Japan: http://www.fetus.org/JSFI2005 .
4) Something, which, when properly understood, will result in a real lack of interest in any of this tripe.
5) Apathy by another name.

Me: Turtle, dude! Why aren’t you working harder? Layoffs are coming!
Turtle: JSFI!

jsfi by mi1o July 24, 2008

jsfb 

Jacking, sucking, fucking, blowing

Man, stop JSFB’n and get over here and help

jsfb by Jack Mckokoph June 12, 2018

jsfb's 

Jon Stewart fanboys.These are the gayest people on earth and they must be killed.

jsfb's are a bunch of pompous pretentious narcissistic know it all college hippies and arrogant rich boyz

jsfb's by jsfb's must die December 28, 2005