To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
by jezzandmark September 9, 2011
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Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
by jeterjonk October 25, 2010
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This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.
The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.
This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.
The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.
I yeeted all my ganja onto this piece of paper and rolled the legendary JONKO!
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.
by gekke gerri November 2, 2019
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