Jossed

When a character or his/her close relation is unnecessarily maimed or killed. This includes, but is not limited to the stylings of Joss Whedon (see Fred Weasley).
Person 1: Dude, On a scale of Spike to Tara, how bad was Wesley jossed?
Person 2: More than Coulson, less than Connor.
by mael March 30, 2013
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jossing

A variation of "joshing", to joke. Used on a title card in the silent film "Hollywood the Unusual" (c.1927)
We weren't serious, we were just jossing.
by Nathan Hendler February 08, 2008
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Joss

A female with the strength of a man
Dude, don't mess with her, she's a total Joss
by thepidge100 September 17, 2010
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Josse

This is the name of the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Her eyes will be the book to her soul. Make sure you keep this one. She's wild and free spirited as well as a freaking in the sheets.
Josse is the most sexy and cute girl I have ever met.
by Fupachalupa15 October 29, 2018
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Jossed

To be Jossed is to be caught off guard by a main character's death. Named for Joss Whedon, who likes to do it frequently and suddenly.
Veronica Mars kind of Jossed me with Lynne Echolls' death.
by Fainne March 09, 2011
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Jossing

Jossing: When one adamantly insists they'll be available for a party when they're entirely incapable of actually participating.
Dude the other night I was invited to play online and I didn't have the game installed so I was totally Jossing it and kept telling everyone I'd play.
by ExtraRidiculous May 05, 2020
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Joss

Joss is a very kind individual. He’s generous and considerate, he’s funny and sweet. He’s anything a woman could possibly want in a man. He’s a beautiful person inside and out. The perfect boyfriend, the perfect son, and the perfect brother. He’s adorable and manly and sexy all at the same time. He’s also smart and really thought out. He won’t hesitate to speak his mind and tell you what he thinks. He’s very curious and likes to learn about new things. Joss is a fair person. A Joss is perfect.
Oh my God I’m so lucky to be dating a Joss!
by Joss’s girlfriend July 27, 2022
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