Horse Jostling

A Popular Pastime in Lincolnshire (Especially Scunthorpe)

The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.

The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.

The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.

Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.

No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!

(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)

by NathanielW May 9, 2011

jostling

to jostle, move around vigorously, to knock out of place

did you see that girl jostling at the club?

by jostlyn October 11, 2022

Jorting

Sucking someone good'n'hard through their jorts.

Kamren loves jorting Devin in his free time.

by Blueicepik November 20, 2023

jortsing

when a man puts socks on his hands and starts violently screaming and thrusting his meat at the air.

Let's try Jortsing later!

by NotHanley June 20, 2024

jortsing

The act of a man puncturing his balls with a a serrated knife and licking the juice off of the knife to try to seduce a woman

"He tried jortsing and got rejected."

by NotHanley June 20, 2024

Jorgling

Jorgling

Jiggling your own testicles to the point of orgasm. Face usually turns red-then purple.

"Bro, I can't stop jorgling on my weedong. It feels so good I can't stop."

by mikumiku January 14, 2025

Log Jostling

v. Taking LSD and going into the woods overnight to camp under the stars whilst trying to maintain a fire the whole trip.

Scott and Damon had a good log jostling up in the woods last night.

What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?

by Mitchell Webblook October 21, 2011