jordan's on a saturday 

From Chris Brown's Song "With You" -- Michael Jordan's come out only on saturday's and its always a big deal. They don't come out everyday and they sell out fast. People can reserve them and it gets crazy.

He's basically saying how much he loves/wants the girl and cannot wait to have/be with her.

You know you always like Jordan's on a Saturday to me.

jordan's on a saturday by orrchid August 2, 2008

Jordan's Law 

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

Jordan's Law by Taloon64 November 10, 2006

Jordan's Heart 

Having a Jordans Heart implies that you can not feel anything for any one ever

I feel bad for her, she really likes him but he has a Jordan's Heart.

Jordan's Heart by TOMAHAWKNINJA March 28, 2011

Jordan's Baby 

Synonym for mashup, fucked, or just plain wrong. Term originated on the voodoojunkie forums. Jordan, an English glamour model gave birth to one of the freakiest-ass looking babies in living history.

"As soon as I moved onto the tequila, everything went Jordan's Baby".

"She looked fine when we went to bed, but on the morning she looked totally Jordan's Baby".

Jordan's Baby by Rufus T Firefly June 11, 2006

Jordan's loose butthole 

A hole that is very moist and loose on a man named Jordan. Aka VFT

This guy is so jordan's loose butthole .

Jordan's loose butthole by 1569Wheels1569 May 16, 2013

Jordan’s Life

Drama
wit a cute butt

aiden- hey bro did you hear about jordan’s life ?
brayden- you mean drama ?

Jordan’s Life by teheheheyolo August 1, 2019

Jordan's Law 

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."

Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"

Jordan's Law by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020