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to impress jodie foster

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."
by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008
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joonie

by beauty and the 69 beasts April 26, 2019
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Joonie

How do you spot a RM stan? they will usually call him Joon or Joonie. Joonie is more commonly known online as Dance Monster, Expensive Girl enthusiast and that one dude from Behind The Scenes with an obsession for converse shoes.
anti: "bruh rap monster is the visual hole of bts!"
a tru skinny legend: "what are you talking about? my joonie is the most adorable sunshine ever! *insert uwu 1000x & rm stan account*
by sunzshiz June 6, 2018
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dave and jodie

Two of the hottest people on earth!!! Great lovers and the bestest of friends.
Man!!, I wish we were dave and jodie , they have great sex,then go shopping
by Super D 08 November 27, 2020
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A-Jodie-Amount

A-Jodie-Amount is a way to describe someone who drinks beyond their capabilities. Usually resulting in an awful hangover including sickness.
She drank A-Jodie-Amount last night.
"How are you feeling today?" "Not good hun, I drunk A-Jodie-Amount last night."
by Funnymum24 April 23, 2017
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jodiecomersexual

Some who is largely attracted to Jodie comer
Hey are you bisexual?

No I’m jodiecomersexual
by The gay Jesus November 4, 2020
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Jookie Spore

1. Mildew-like material that when socialized with humans, can lead to strange symptoms such as sweating at the site of raw shellfish, feeling the need to go swimming after eating a hot dog, or bowel movements at the thought of not seeing your grandmother for over two years.

Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.

Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.

Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.

Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Doctor: "hmm.... looks like you may have gotten Jookie Spores..."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
by Twizzle1337 January 11, 2008
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