jonken

adjective used to decribe an act of pure genius

"Dude, that combo marker is fuckin jonken!"

by Jorges Busch October 9, 2005

Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.

Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers

by Brett G May 31, 2004

jonko

a joint, (marijuana sigaret)
also sometimes called a blunt

dude, share the jonko man!
or
this is a good jonko, dude where did you get it?

by Campy de Dude January 30, 2008

Jonkey

A tall oaf like creature, who can't row, never has any money and is a bit thick

Look at that jonkey rowing

by kieran Pulford July 21, 2011

jonkle

A person whom uses their feet to play a musical instrument with their feet

that persons music is a jonkle

that person looks like a jonkle

Im going to jonkle on the piano

by Tac0_Cat July 20, 2023

Jonker

To purposely trigger oneself by bringing up past embarrassing and/or upsetting events without prompting from others. An individual will often bring up a subject or person as a joke to their friends, and subsequently hurt their own feelings.

“Stop jonkering yourself mate!”
“You have to forget about him, it’s just gonna jonker you all over again.”

by Jessikah June 23, 2021

Jonko

A different word for a joint or spliff.

I like smoking jonko
Me too, better pass it.

by Malle Man December 24, 2015