Noun; Jose-is-m.
A religion of where the people of the Josist faith believe that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is their god.
Creation: Joseph created the universe. The water, the trees, and the air we breathe was all crafted from his skill and natural talent.
Trinity: Although Josism primarily consists of the main god Joesph Gordon-Levitt, there are a three sub-gods included within this religion. Robbie Kruse control and Yoann Gourcuff are football gods and Josh Thomas is the god of both cute and humour. Quite like Christianity, Joseph also has an illegitimate son named Chris although he isn't as significant in the Josist faith. Josism believes both in the existence of a single God and that Chris was God, two doctrines which occasionally threaten to contradict each other. This is solved by the idea of the Trinity: Jose is one, but also four persons. Those four persons are Jose the father, Jose the son, Jose the cute and humorous and Jose the footballer.
Redemption: Josism was initially begun in the dreams of people all over the globe in which during the 1980's their god would be born and help reedeem humanity from its sins. Joseph was born on February 17, 1981 which is now globally known as Jomakkah. Joseph also stars in films such as Inception and (500) Days of Summer when he is not busy being the god of the Josists.
A religion of where the people of the Josist faith believe that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is their god.
Creation: Joseph created the universe. The water, the trees, and the air we breathe was all crafted from his skill and natural talent.
Trinity: Although Josism primarily consists of the main god Joesph Gordon-Levitt, there are a three sub-gods included within this religion. Robbie Kruse control and Yoann Gourcuff are football gods and Josh Thomas is the god of both cute and humour. Quite like Christianity, Joseph also has an illegitimate son named Chris although he isn't as significant in the Josist faith. Josism believes both in the existence of a single God and that Chris was God, two doctrines which occasionally threaten to contradict each other. This is solved by the idea of the Trinity: Jose is one, but also four persons. Those four persons are Jose the father, Jose the son, Jose the cute and humorous and Jose the footballer.
Redemption: Josism was initially begun in the dreams of people all over the globe in which during the 1980's their god would be born and help reedeem humanity from its sins. Joseph was born on February 17, 1981 which is now globally known as Jomakkah. Joseph also stars in films such as Inception and (500) Days of Summer when he is not busy being the god of the Josists.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, are you familiar with JGL? He is my lord and I worship him as I am a dedicated believer of Josism.
Person 2: Yes, are you familiar with JGL? He is my lord and I worship him as I am a dedicated believer of Josism.
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Get the Jobism mug.Jod is a supreme being who rules over the universe. Jodism is the following of Jod's teachings and scriptures on how to live life in a correct manner. Anyone who follows the path of Jod is called a Joddist. There is no holy book as such but revered scriptures include the 'To Do' book and 'HWK Diary'.
Joddists have their own set of commandments they must abide by and often like to associate with members of the jewish faith. Some of the major commandments are below:
Jod is ALWAYS right and as a result, so is a Joddist
Jod ALWAYS gets his way and as a result, so does a Joddist
Jod is NEVER on time, as a result, neither is a Joddist
Jod wants EVERYONE to love him, as a result so does a Joddist
In Jodism it is believed that Jod created the world in 6 days. He originally meant to start work on the sunday but was running late and ended up starting on the monday. Jodism is actually a polytheistic faith and followers believe in numerous less significant deities such as 'God', 'Kod' and 'Clod'.
The most famous disciple of Jod is the Prophet Rod and he has been spreading his gospel since the turn of the 21st century
Joddists have their own set of commandments they must abide by and often like to associate with members of the jewish faith. Some of the major commandments are below:
Jod is ALWAYS right and as a result, so is a Joddist
Jod ALWAYS gets his way and as a result, so does a Joddist
Jod is NEVER on time, as a result, neither is a Joddist
Jod wants EVERYONE to love him, as a result so does a Joddist
In Jodism it is believed that Jod created the world in 6 days. He originally meant to start work on the sunday but was running late and ended up starting on the monday. Jodism is actually a polytheistic faith and followers believe in numerous less significant deities such as 'God', 'Kod' and 'Clod'.
The most famous disciple of Jod is the Prophet Rod and he has been spreading his gospel since the turn of the 21st century
"And the Prophet Rod started his arduous journey throughout the middle east spreading the word of Jod and extending the reaches of Jodism"
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Gallery visitor 1: Dude, these paintings are really inspiring – they make me feel joyous just looking at them.
Gallery visitor 2: Surely, Linda Paterson is the pioneer of the ‘Joyism’ school of painting. Her beautiful scenes and vibrant colours put a smile on my face too. Oh joy!
Gallery visitor 2: Surely, Linda Paterson is the pioneer of the ‘Joyism’ school of painting. Her beautiful scenes and vibrant colours put a smile on my face too. Oh joy!
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Get the Joyism mug.1) The act of taking part in a group, social activity, or movement without understanding the goals/purpose of said organization, usually for attention or sense of belonging. 2) Deviously joining a group, social activity, or movement for purposes other than what is known.
1) Katie, who joined the sorority because all her friends were doing so, is the perfect example of joinism.
2) Joinism made him take the life drawing class; he wasn't good at art like he told his girlfriend, he just wanted to see the naked model.
2) Joinism made him take the life drawing class; he wasn't good at art like he told his girlfriend, he just wanted to see the naked model.
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