Johndenvered

When a peer plays "Take Me Home, Country Roads " by John Denver and screams the lyrics.

*Friend plays Take Me Home, Country Roads*
Oh shit bro he is about to get Johndenvered.
*Friend screams lyrics*
Oh yeah, he got Johndenvered.

by good old max February 5, 2019

jonken

adjective used to decribe an act of pure genius

"Dude, that combo marker is fuckin jonken!"

by Jorges Busch October 9, 2005

Jorden

Jorden great looking guy would do anything for the person he loves. has a great personality can make any girl smile. is by far the most loyal friend in the group. truly a great athlete excels at all sports. jordens like to keep it real and often tell it how it is. jordens are the nicest guys you could meet and have around they can be trusted with anything. jordens are best when born as a leo. some people may see a jorden as cocky but this is just a pure confidence and belief in himself that hes built up over the years. if you ever get a jorden keep him they're a rare breed.

jorden is such a great guy.

did you see what jorden got me?
wait till jorden hears what happened.

by riding my jorden October 11, 2011

Jorden

The most amazing girl to ever walk the planet. Her smile will ignite a room with energy and happiness. Her happy, smiley, happy mood will change any mood into a great one. Jordens tend to be beautiful goddesses and know whats best for their special man. If you have a Jorden as a girlfriend you are without a doubt sitting on a gold mine of love and eternal happiness. Youll fall in love and be a better person because of her.

My Jorden treats me better then any girl before her

by Seans Puppy October 5, 2010

Jorden

cool loving caring guy who carrys a large penis and makes u wet by just looking at him

jorden is soooooo sexxyyyy

by What does jorden mean August 29, 2016

Jonsense

Where a person named Jon makes a comment which makes absolutely no sense to anyone but himself.

Person A: Hey Jon, what time is it?

Jon: In a paper bag up a tree being eaten by nails

Person A: What? That was total jonsense

by Killermancarro June 12, 2011

Jorden

Jorden is a bad ass bitch for real. She got friends but she don’t need them. She’s independent as hell. She doesn’t beg for friendship. She a skinny but still got ass. She loves herself and she don’t need a nigga like all these other bitches do.PeRiOdT

Jorden is a bad ass bitch i want her.

by Gilded October 20, 2019