A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019
Get the Moisty Jorts mug.A high energy cola, with twice the caffeine and sugar than Coke or Pepsi, has even more caffeine than Mountain Dew.
Also an important essential if my work shift calls for more than 6 hours.
Also an important essential if my work shift calls for more than 6 hours.
by Saints September 17, 2003
Get the jolt cola mug.by e.a.nowakattack March 17, 2008
Get the joltastic mug.Arianna Kelise Joles is a very sweet beautiful girl. She's super nice and caring. She's really thoughtful, she's great at thinking of gifts and surprises and is constantly making others smile. She's a really strong girl and although she's been through a lot, she's still an amazing girl. Arianna is very beautiful, she's practically a model. She's one of the most beautiful girls you'll ever meet everything from her eyes to her smile to the complexion of her skin, She's just beautiful in every way possible.
by SilverSpoonn December 10, 2018
Get the Arianna Kelise Joles mug.by Sunbun1 October 9, 2017
Get the The jolester mug.by Ryan Canteeze October 3, 2006
Get the Joltalicous mug.A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"
by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021
Get the creaming my jorts mug.