Jolly Roger

jol-ee roj-er

-part of speech: noun
-origin: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA

1. the act of receiving a blowjob and ejaculating in a person's eye, thus making them squint and shout, "RRRRR" like a pirate;

usually performed after a Pittsburgh Pirates' victory, when television broadcaster Greg Brown says, "Raise the Jolly Roger!"

1. That was a great game tonight! I can't wait to go home and get a Jolly Roger from my wife;
2. Goddamn it, the Pirates lost again tonight. Their losing streak is now at 8 games. I haven't gotten a Jolly Roger in over a week... my balls feel like they are gonna explode.

by J McPott October 11, 2010

Jolly Roger

A sexual encounter that involves an amputee, eye patch, feather, and exactly 15 crackers. The partner (gender neutral) receiving the penetration must be an amputee and must have exactly 15 crackers stuffed in their mouth at the time of ejaculation. The "Pitcher" must be wearing an eye patch and must have a feather to tickle the receiver with....thus the jolly part of the roger.

My good friend Dave was pitching the jolly roger to his girlfriend from the VA hospital last night.

by skygod03 April 25, 2011

Jolly Roger

The act of putting a thumb in your ass and one in your mouth and then switching over and over.

"You gonna stand there doing the jolly roger or are you gonna come help me??

by Corndbeefhash January 8, 2020

Jolly Roger Salute

A close relative of the star spangled banner, the Jolly Roger salute, executed mostly while inebriated, occurs when a guy is giving it to a girl doggy style. On his signal, a friend sneaks out of the closet and ties a Jolly Roger flag around his neck. The guy in the sex act begins singing "Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me." This is a great move.

"Yo dude, Max Jolly Roger Saluted his bitch with the help of Sam the other night."

by Dangles December 6, 2004

Jolly Roger

When a Packers fan is anally fisted by Aaron Rogers and waved above his head, mimicking the flag on the mast of a pirate ship.

In the locker room after the game, Jake was pleasantly surprised when he received a Jolly Roger from his idol.

by 00Doom January 5, 2014

jollyjoker

An awesome force in the universe. Owning all one at a time. Fearless and unequalled in skill......he is the jollyjoker...........................

OMFG Jollyjoker JUST RAPED MY TEAM!

by Pendragon_ November 10, 2004

Jolly Roger

A "jolly Roger" is a "happy penis".

Sandra gave me a jolly Roger last night.

by Astronaut & Proctologist Peter Buttram January 22, 2007