Johnsonville Brat

1. A brand name of bratwurst sausages, possibly known to some Canadians for their low-budget, ridiculous commercial from around 2005.

2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.

Note: another funny sausage name to bastardize by referring to penises is English Banger.

So what I didn't realize last night when that stipper grabbed my Johnsonville Brat was that she was distracting me while she stole my ring and my watch.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009

Johnsonville gangbang

The act of eating an entire pack of Johnsonville Brats

Wow, I think Carl is going to complete the Johnsonville gangbang.

by Aaron The Terrible December 19, 2016

Johnsonville surprise

the act of inserting detached weiners into a persons rectum for them to poop out into your mouth.

Kayla asked for the johnsonville surprise

by Ashtonious November 9, 2012