Johnny Damon

A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.
"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."
by jon April 08, 2004
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Johnny Damon

A 1992 draft pick by the Kansas City Royals, who at the end of 2000 got traded to Oakland A's and after one season in Oakland, he got traded to the Boston Red Soxs. He played centerfield for the Red Soxs until the end of the 2005 season. Like it or not, Damon was traded to the Yankees because of a offer that appealed to him more. Damon was a fan favorite in Boston and tons were devistated once they heard the news.
Johnny Damon was traded to the New York Yankees from the Boston Red Soxs a year after they won the World Series.
by Walter Burgess January 16, 2006
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Johnny Damon

A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly bases.
"Hey Johnny, its been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"
by Badass Keith April 04, 2005
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Johnny Damon

When one shaves ones pubic hair and applies said hair onto onesselfs face through the use of some form of adhesive i.e. masking tape, scotch tape, or semen.
Boone Baker smiled proudly after examening his extensive johnny damon in the mirror.
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Johnny Damon

A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly basis.
"Hey Johnny, it's been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"
by Badass Keith April 06, 2005
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