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Zara Johnstone

A beautiful girl with beautiful shimmering eyes. Boys if you ever meet a Zara Johnstone don’t let her go she is a sexy ass beast with a wonderful and funny personality. You will never meet a more beautiful girl than Zara Johnstone
Person1: I wish all those boys would chase me like there chasing Zara Johnstone
by 7Z7J7 October 15, 2018
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Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky)

Jimmy Johnstone, or more affectionally known as Jinky by his fans. Was the greatest ever Celtic player, scoring over 162 goals for them in over 500 appearances in the 60's, and was in the 1967 Lisbon Lions (the first British team to win the European Cup). Jinky wore the number 7 shirt, and as a mark of respect, Celtic are currently campaigning for the SFA to allow the whole team to wear his shirt number as a mark of respect during the CIS Cup Final against Dunfermline Athletic.

Jimmy was diagnosed with Motor Neurone disease, a disease that destroys your brain's ability to send nerve messages and wastes your muscles away. After his diagnosis, he became an active campaigner for raising awareness of the disease.

The wee man sadly died at 6am GMT on Monday the 13th March 2006. He will be sadly missed by all.
OMGZ did you see that goal Jinky scored when they played Rangers??!??!?!

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) - Greatest Ever Celt - R.I.P wee man
by punkycelt March 27, 2006
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The Johnstones

The most awesome ska band to ever come out of Canada. Spawned from Ajax, Ontario, The Johnstones are a rockin' quintet of five dudes who rarely wear shirts. They're also really nice to their fans. Do yourself a favour and go to one of their shows.

The Lineup is as follows;
Ryan Long- Drums, Vocals
Jarek Hardy- Guitar, Vocals
Brent Marks- Bass
Julian Warmé- Trombone
Rene Gillezeau- Trumpet, MC
Dood, The Johnstones were so fuckin' rad last night.
by KATisaNINJA December 8, 2007
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danny johnstone

mean ass person who breaks a girls heart
danny johnstone ass who suddley doesnt want to date a girl after for 4 months she gave up alot just to be with him
by sally 0998 May 30, 2011
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King Jake Johnstone

Ruler of all the worthless bums who spend their last penny on cheap alcohol and cigarrettes. Wears shitty crown made of empty beer cans.
by The Scuba Instructor April 28, 2005
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Johnstone Landmine

When the pipe major or conductor of a band approaches the bartender and proceeds to ask them to plant a shite on thier chest and slap it causeing it to disperse across a large area.
Finlay "i'd totally let you shit on ma chest"
Cameron "as long as it is a johnstone landmine"
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Frederick Johnstone

A mere concept that no one understands but people have only figured out its a person who has many online personalities. His friends get annoyed at him for it, because it changes every couple of weeks.
Trent-What is the new Frederick Johnstone personality?
Sienna-I think this week it is Ku'kul'kan.
by Edgy mcedgy November 13, 2022
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