Johana

Johana is the most beautiful woman on Earth. She is loving, confident and very driven to succeed when she has a goal in mind. She is faithful and always tries to keep her word. Johana loves her family and would do anything for them. She can keep it together in any situation. Everyday you wake up next to Johana you are the luckiest man on Earth. She also has a bodacious body to match her beautiful mind.

Guy 1: Im so lucky to have her in my life
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 3: Johana

Song by Earth Wind and Fire: "Johaaaaanaaaaa, I loooooovee youuuu, You're the one, the one for meeee"

by Nelsito November 23, 2021

Johana

A petty bitch who takes everything WAY too serious

John:my girlfriend is being a bitch.
Mike: what is she doing?
John:she's being petty about who her bestfriend dates.
Mike:ah, she's being a johana.

by Thatoneverysuspiciouspotato May 15, 2018

Johana

Johana is the biggest hoe, she always has a new boyfriend. She's too confident so she always gets the guy she wants, only to use them. Always plays guys.

You see that girl over there, yeah thats johana !

by Jaydawg23 June 17, 2018

Johana

An ugly ass bitch who acts like a hoe and texts every man even if she does not know him.

Johana is the synonym of Lizbeth

by dicky1278 June 16, 2018

dirty johana

A dirty Johana is when a male sticks their whole arm up the female vagina and ruptures her organs.

George gave Samantha a Dirty Johana at last night’s party

by Yeetyot April 17, 2020

Johana & Steven

Two amazing people who are one of the best couples not only this but they are powerful together they are both sweet and a very cute couple alot girls will be jealous of steven and johana because they are so cute together they will even go as far as trying to breaking them up but it's not possible their connection and love is too powerful Johana loves using Steven sweater and hugging him together they are the couple who everyone jealous of and wishes they could a relationship like them they are so powerful together she texted him really fast and he is dry but is kind and cares for her they both love each other alot of girls will try to break steven and johana but they won't so there's no point in trying they both are sporty Steven's usually do basketball and track and football johana's usually do basketball but aren't that good at it soccer a little of track and volleyball Steven usually should help johana learn how to play basketball better and Steven's give johana their sweater on fieldtrips they are inseparable and yea at the beginning Steven's will want to focus on themselves but at the end they will end up realizing their feelings for johana and won't be able to get her off his mind and steven and johana will have a Spotify playlist together that johana mostly listens too but he still is in it point is they are good together Johana is usually a girl who has long hair and she usually Mexican and half something else Steven is usually a boy who is Vietnamese

Rachel:I wished I had an relationship like johana & steven they are so cute together

Jakie: ik Johana & steven are soo good together uhhh I wish I had that relationship

Rachel:me too uhhhh I'll try to break them up

Jakie:so many people already and Johana & steven arent intreasted on anyone else exept eachother i even tried its so hard it's like their meant to be uhhhh

by Idk hi._. November 20, 2023

Johana

Johana, commonly referred to as “jodaddy” is a genuinely easy to get along with person, even though she doesn’t have a huge cock she makes up for it with her immense beauty and good music taste. She is the main character, but has a secret affair with her “brother” formerly knows as “yakult”, even though they try their best to keep their relationship low key love does surpass through barriers and it’s at the point where it’s too obvious. You need and want a johana in your life because it’s a big flex and would be a vibe.

“Oh my gosh did you see Johana? All the boys were on their knees calling her daddy last night”

by moomookayoung July 21, 2023