I Dream of Jeannie

I Dream of Jeannie is potentially the best show EVER created. and we mean it.

best line:
man: "why did you turn that boys mother into a goose?"
jeannie: "because she WAS a goose"
duhhh man.

tune in to I dream of Jeannie. weekdays at 6.

Jeannie top only covers her bosoms. But its all good.

You should ALL watch I dream of Jeannie.

Jeannie wears a hat that makes her look like a monkey.

Jeannie likes to turn boys' mothers into gooses. BEWARE.

If you want to buy a card with the theme song, it costs 4.99, exclusively at Hallmark.

by I wish i was Jeannie. So do yo January 3, 2010

Jeannie

An enchanting muse; an intelligent, highly creative woman, who bewitches and mesmerizes the one she feels fated to enjoin until this one is enraptured. She is a force of nature, a feminine divine, protector of her eclectic and often arcane beliefs; she is love and she is justice. She is the feminine unraveled, her energy pure and potent. Your wishes dissolve in her presence as trite and unnecessary. She grants all that is needed.

That one’s a total Jeannie; he’ll ask her what that witchy term means in mythology.

Guy stands no chance; that Jeannie wants him.

by Mr. Salad November 23, 2021

johannie

a ship between johnny orlando and annie leblanc. you take the joh from johnny and the annie from annie and you get this ship name. not many people like johannie but i do! because johnny is a rat and annie is amazing.

person 1- jenzie is real guys
me- no it’s not johannie is the bestest kenzie can go die in a hole

by fwootloops January 12, 2018

chad and jeannie

The best couple anyone will ever see. Jeannie is always so loving and caring for everyone around her while chad is temperamental yet level headed and jeannie has the magic touch to clam him and his rage inturn chad teaches he new kinky things in bed and show her that she is worth everything this world has to give

I wish we could have a relationship as chad and jeannie does

by Thefactsrthere March 9, 2021

Johannie

The dumbest shop between Johnny Orlando and Annie Leblanc (it’s stupid and dumb af.)

I ship two people that have met 3 times and photoshop pictures is them thinking it’s cute but it’s really not (johannie.)

by Johannieisapieceofdogpoo January 3, 2019

jeannier

A Jeannier is a total bitch. If you ever see her, run far far away

Did you hear what Jeannier said? She's such a bitch!

by UnknownBetch October 25, 2017

joeyannie

A verified freshman sophomore and even a junior but never a senior. Semicolon!!

She’s such a Joeyannie also confused about her grade level

by Chrystiiee October 19, 2019