A hilarious and enlightened subversive stand up comedian who carries on the torch of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.
He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.
He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.
He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.
He isTae Kwon Do blackbelt and champion and holds a
brownbelt in Jui Jitsu under Eddie Bravo.
He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.
He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.
He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.
He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.
He isTae Kwon Do blackbelt and champion and holds a
brownbelt in Jui Jitsu under Eddie Bravo.
He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.
"Dude, Joe Rogan told some annoying cunt in the audience who wouldn't shut up that he was gonna wrap his dick around her neck and start her up like a lawnmower!"
by DMTelf March 14, 2009
Chimps, Elk, Weed, LA, Fitness, Paranormal, Gobekli Tepi, wolves and bears, MMA, Comedy, Black holes, quads, CIA, Trump, Epstein, DMT, the fucking pyramids. Jamie bringing it all up.
Abe; I listened to Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT.
Ed; I watched Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT while piloting reverse engineered alien craft. Jamie had to bring up an image.
Abe: I missed out on that.
Ed: You did.
Ed; I watched Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT while piloting reverse engineered alien craft. Jamie had to bring up an image.
Abe: I missed out on that.
Ed: You did.
by Klaatu's Nikto October 12, 2020
-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things
-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit
-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off
-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit
-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off
by jiujitsujack August 09, 2009
The voice of reason during these scary times. He makes good arguments for both sides of anything being discussed and is not afraid to speak the truth no matter how hurtful it may be.
Joe Rogan: "Theres only 2 genders."
Liberals: "How dare you"
Joe Rogan: "Climate change is real"
Conservatives: "How dare you"
Liberals: "How dare you"
Joe Rogan: "Climate change is real"
Conservatives: "How dare you"
by YoTeLoDije December 20, 2018
The Joe Rogan is a two step sexual practiceor sex move, that consists in bringing your partner close to orgasm, only to then interrupt the intercourse and tell a short story about an even better orgasm you once had. The second part of this sex move, consists in asking them if they happen to have tried DMT.
"Right when she was about to come, I pulled out and explained to her that I have waaaay better orgasms now through Yoga and she really should try that... Then I asked her if she had ever tried DMT, yeah, I totally Joe Rogan'd that bitch!"
by Brudolf January 03, 2019
Hey bro, you seem real down to Earth. I'm hosting a Joe-Rogan over at my place and was wondering if you wanted to join.
by Carbon ShitStain March 05, 2019
by stainless67 November 15, 2022