judge joe brown

verb-to be told off or schooled by an older man, who is probably right for getting on your ass. If it's an older woman, use the verb judge judy.
bobby: when my dad finds out i wrecked his car he's gonna judge joe brown me for hours.
by earpuller September 27, 2005
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Judge Joe Brown

When you are having anal sex with a girl, pull out your dick, take off the shitty condom and put it under her nose as a mustache. You then "gavel" her forehead with your dick.
I didn't know that she was that freaky in bed till she asked for a Judge Joe Brown.
by Andrew Sprunger December 06, 2007
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The Joe Brown Special

A sexual act in which the male stimulates both the female vulva and areola (nipple) simultaneously using only his fingers and tongue
Hey do you bang that hot chick from the bar last night?

You know it, The Joe Brown special too

No Way!
by Joey B! July 22, 2010
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Brown Joe

A Brown Joe, is a sexual act, where feces and fellatio becomes one.

Person A proceeds to defecate in Person B's mouth, and while his droppings are still hot, Person A begins a fellatio with Person B. The term is a play of words, where the "Brown Joe" is the penis of person B when eventually rectracted. Can also be read as "Brown Dough", a term for the defecation process preceeding the act.
Ali and I did a Brown Joe yesterday. I was on the recieving end. The recieving end of the turd, you know.
by Acari Starburst July 23, 2006
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Joe Browne

A type of Sandwich served with chocolate
I love Joe Browne it is a good Nutella sandwich 🥞
by Nefarious Villain666 July 05, 2016
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Joe Browne

A type of Sandwich served with chocolate
I love Joe Browne it is a good Nutella sandwich 🥞
by Nefarious Villain666 July 05, 2016
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Joe Brown Special

We the Female proceeds to bend the male over and insert a strap on dildo into the mans rear end
Wow, I can't believe you let her give you the Joe Brown Special!
by James324 March 12, 2017
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