Jizzum

A person is so hott, the only word you can use to describe them is the result of what happens when you think about shagging them.

Kemi: OMG that guy was just Jizzum! daym!

by Just Tina January 21, 2011

jizzum

A "jizzum" is a word for a joke about wanking or some other activity involving Jizz

Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!

by RaffelHonez April 18, 2007

jizzum

another name for sperm, semon!

When little Johnny was "discovering his body" a little bit of Jizzum juiced in his shorts! Congrats to JohnnY!

by Hottwheelzz69 ~~~PEACE~~~ July 5, 2003

jizzum

A "jizzum" is a word for a joke about wanking or some other activity involving Jizz

Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!

by RaffelHonez April 18, 2007

jizzum

A Jizzum is a jar filled with jizz and used for cooling pc and drinking

Would you like some jizzums?

by dav davs June 30, 2022

Jizzum Tree

A common tree in the Northeast that when in bloom it has the awkward smell of semen. College campuses, particularly in Pennsylvania, are covered with these trees making it a standing joke at all universities to walk outside and smell the Jizzum Trees.

Welcome, parents, to Millersville University. It may smell like sex is in the air but I assure you it is not your 18 year old daughters getting a Moose Knuckle for the fist time. It is only the Jizzum Trees in full bloom.
Right this way is the school Dining Hall....

by NB27 June 17, 2008

jizzum bomb

a large explosion of jizzum (sperm) usually into the face of a female

collin let out a huge jizzum bomb onto caitlins face after she had sexual intercourse with him

by Josh Poory (p-dizzle to the wizzle) November 5, 2008