Jizzpanned

When you ejaculate and the cum shoots to an unknown location to be later found on your person, piece of furniture, clothing etc
Made famous in the film 'There's something about Mary'. Ben stiller ejaculates and the jizz is found hanging from his ear by Cameron Diaz. He therefore had jizzpanned his ear.

"I jizzpanned somewhere, but I have no idea where it went."
"There's a ghost jizzpan around here somewhere. I have to find it"
"Dude.....I totally jizzpanned my hair".
"I think you might of jizzpanned last night buddy"

by Flangemaurader September 12, 2014

JizzTarts

When you bust a nut inside a toasted poptart twice, then again in another one and make a sandwich for the partner to eat

Stacy : yo have you eaten jeremys JizzTarts yet? heard there really good
Amanda : No... but I really want too!!!!

by Dylan Weideman January 24, 2018

jizzments

when you have remnants of jizz on your clothing

mom - “whats that white stuff on your sweatshirt?”
me - “oh just some jizzments”

by grrrarrr January 23, 2020

Dr. Jizzlepants

When you fuck with somebody while they're working on a science project and shoving test tubes full of chemicals into her pussy and jizzing everywhere.

I gave somebody a chemical burn with a Dr. Jizzlepants.

by ebghjebb October 2, 2016

Jizznants

Jizz remnants.

My mom asked me if she had any jizznants that she missed.

by anonymous January 7, 2025

Jizzgantic

Seeing something big enough to make you jizz in you pants

The explosion was Jizzgantic!

by Volklskier November 5, 2009

Jizzanist

A player of piano in the genre of jazz, also known as a jazz pianist.

"Yo, this cat really just hip-checked the changes and walked away like it was nothing."
The jizzanist grinned.
“Man,” the drummer said, “that was so hip even the tune started calling you daddy.”

by MrSniperKungen January 17, 2026