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jizzbo

A sexual term for witch when a guy get of to elbows and like to cum on elbows.
Charlie is a jizzbo.
by jimjimjimmay March 10, 2008
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Jizzbomb

White sticky icky fluid that comes out the penis, jizzbomb being a huge ass load that it takes 4-5 seconds to clear..generally sticking to the wall or flying up in the air & hitting something
Damn, i just jerked off for the 1st time in 3 years..what a jizzbomb that was
by Deezy May 19, 2003
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Virgin Jizzbomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
1 part Jagermeister
3 part Gatorade Fruit Punch
1 or 2 Ice Cubes
Topped with Whipped Cream

A Virgin Jizzbomb without the Whipped Cream is referred to as a Virgin With a Condom

It is named a Virgin Jizzbomb because it resembles the bloody, jizzy aftermath of virgin sex

Use this on the ladies to have your own Virgin Jizzbomb.
Hey, we should have Virgin Jizzbombs!
by jawns1112 June 25, 2009
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Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb

Sex position including one male and one female partner. The male holds the female upside-down and sideways between his legs (creating almost a scissor-like leg position) and proceeds to jump up and down while simultaneously jamming his raging boner into either her anal or vaginal crease. The result is a massive jizzbomb, hence the name.
Man, can you believe Peggy let Bill do the Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb to her at the Christmas exchange? I heard they even let people photograph them. I don't blame them, that is one challenging move!
by WussGoodWitIT January 22, 2011
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jizzbolt

A quantity of jizz fired from a lamb cannon or love musket.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six jizzbolts or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 44" mutton musket, the most powerful bellend in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
by brokenHaiku January 2, 2007
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Jizzjob

A job requiring hella jizz
Sherley: I'm gonna apply for some jizzjobs today
Jesse: cool
Michael: goodluck
by klitschko June 19, 2018
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jizzlobber

a male masturbator who sprays jizz indiscriminately when ejaculating.
That jizzlobber got his spunk all over my trunk! The punk!
by anonymous December 23, 2003
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