P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

by team analplug May 28, 2016

Jizzling

The word that describes when it's not raining hard, but the raindrops are so big that it's very annoying.

I usually don't mind the rain, but it's jizzling out.

by Joecracko December 3, 2009

Jizzling

Where there is a a sprinkling/drizzling of something (typically snow) and is somewhat patchy around the area being described and doesn't cover the whole area or even a thin layer of what is being described. Not much is present.

Tom: Do you think it's going to snow?

Frank: Most likely, but would only be a jizzling.
Tom. A jizzling would be better than nothing!
Frank: Enough to write "jizzling" in it hopefully!!

by Padfoot.'n'.Prongs September 6, 2016

Jizzbin

A person who is often at the receiving end of any sexual activity. Usually, this person is involved in an immense amount of sexual activity.

See also fuckbin

Guy one - "I tottaly made sexual advances on Tiffany last night"
Guy two - "Did you partake in any sexual activity?"
Guy one - "Yes. Yes I did"
Guy two - "Dude, Tiffany was with five different guys last week"
Guy one - "How do you know?"
Guy two - "I was one of them"

Guy one - "What a Jizzbin"
Guy two - "Yes, Tiffany is a Jizzbin"

by Sweet Potato July 27, 2009

jizzbird

when a person or persons ejaculate on a surface and the resulting stain resembles a depiction of a bird

"Yo dude, I just pulled a major jizzbird... check it out!"

by happycuntpunter April 30, 2015

jizzyland

Jizzyland is a group of talented B-POP idols consisting of: J1 Jizzy, M1 Mezza and N1 Sack.
They debuted in 2004 with their single 'IT'S COMING HOME'. They are having their first comeback in 2019 with the album 'BREXIT: Protect yourself (MANDEM)'.
Instagram: @jizzyland

Have you heard of the new HOT group jizzyland?

by jizzyland August 23, 2019

Jizzlings

from the word Jizz commonly used to refer to semen. jizzlings are that sweet aphrodisiacs made by removing the centre of a strawberry and filling it to the brim with that sweet white sticky stuff dat comes outta ur schlong and savoury it with a touch of pimp juice. hmmmm... yumyum!!.....

Gotta Love Those Jizzlings!

Make Her Cum! Buy Jizzlings! Now Available In Chocolate and Fresh Mint!

by immagirl September 22, 2004