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by Uknowwhoyomamma November 25, 2018
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“bitch wtf!!! why you dm me????? I WAS IN BREAKING POINT!!!!!”
“im sorr-”
“STOP DMING ME!!!!! I KEEP LEAVING DAMMIT!!”
“ok jeez-”
blocked
by slutforjizan February 7, 2020
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The supreme lord of all that is and ever shall be. He is the pimp of all pimps, lord of all ladies, and must be referred to as The Jizzman. All ladies who come across him shall be smitten and all who cross him shall be smoten.
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by JustANiceGuy June 28, 2013
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