Jiggawatt

A form of Black power. The name is derived from the fusing of the words Jiggaboo (referring to a Black person, AKA a "nigger") and Gigawatt, which is a unit of power. A Jiggawatt is generally more powerful than a Gigawatt, because the speed of black is always faster. One may determine the Jiggawatt output by affixing an Ohmmeter or multimeter to the subject, prefferbly the nostrils and having them clench a fist.

When we hooked up to a multimeter to Malcolm X to get an estimate of how many Jiggawatt 's he was was putting out per speech; the meter went from "Oh hell no", all the way up to "Fo shizzle"

by kmfdm665attak November 16, 2010

jiggawattz

The required wattage to get Jiggy with it

That suckah got the jiggawattz

by FM4k September 17, 2003

jiggawatt

the jiggle from a slap, or grab of a phat booty

damn that girl gotta jiggawatt

by hewhebsb November 3, 2021

Jiggawatt

A monster that resides in a CPU. Shining light on the processor will increase the size of the Jiggawatt, thereby making your computer faster. Always have a mirror on hand in case the Jiggawatt gets too large - a Compact Disc will do - as the Jiggawatt only retreats when shown an image of itself. A Jiggawatt is affected by the number of Hertz in your motherboard. Sellotaping disc drives to yourself upsets the balance of the Hertz and makes it safe to approach the Jiggawatt.

"Dave donned his suit of disc drives, grasped his CD and prepared to fight the Jiggawatt.

by Dr C Niall DeMencha March 4, 2014

jiggawatt

the amount of energy uselessly expended each day by a single fucktard

"You fucktard, I bet you burned a whole jiggawatt coming up with that stupid ass idea."

by kydstyky February 5, 2014

jiggawats

Jiggawats is a random unit of energy for a power source if you are dumb and confused, also if u have a black box with plugs going in and out of it thats a jiggawat converter.

Dad: turn that shit down, your wasting my jiggawats
Son: what the fuck are you talkin about
Dad: do you want me to take this jiggawat converter out of your room you little shit
Son: aight whatever bitch dog

by Dick Tickler October 12, 2006

jiggawatt

Unit of measure, used to describe how enjoyable something may be. Derived from rap artist Jay-Z's frequently employed euphemism "jigga."

"Yo, dat dime piece kickin like 500 jiggawatts up in dis piece."

by mc ca$hmir March 13, 2003