jiffy lube directions

Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.

Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."

Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."

by Brieeyeball July 7, 2007

Jiffy Lube

When two guys are having butt sex and the guy on the receiving end takes a shit.

Jim: What the hell IS that?
John: Just giving us a jiffy lube.
Jim: Oh. OK then.

by OminousT May 29, 2009

Jiffy Lube

When you're getting it on with a girl and she all of the sudden dries up, you have to quickly eat her out for awhile to get her wet again before you lose your hard on.

When she dried up during sex, I had to give her a jiffy lube to keep it going.

by bigs November 9, 2008

Tokyo Jiffy Lube

When you take a massive steaming shit in a Japanese bitch's ear in order to lube it up, and then proceed to fuck said orifice mercilessly, while speaking to her in Japanese. You then jism deep in her ear, possibly causing loss of hearing from the excess of jism.

"Last night, I gave Sakura a Tokyo Jiffy Lube."
"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"
"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."
"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"
"Nani?"

by xJapaneseSteelx May 2, 2009

Jiffy Lube

What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.

Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA

by Timpano December 21, 2008

jiffy lube

when a girl is heart broken, and you talk to her make her feel better, and make her like you.

Heartbroken girl: i'm so sad, alan broke my heart.
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
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Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube

by Mark is bored July 4, 2007

jiffy lube

verb. a jiffy lube is the act of getting head having said head giver vommits of recipents dick and then proceeds to jerk him off with said vommit.

That bitch gave me a jiffy lube I guess she had a bad gag reflex oh well....

by Lone "C.D." S.L.C. January 24, 2004