JFF

JFF is an abbreviation for the term "Jesus Fucking Fuck"

Person 1: "I broke my arm! Look!"
Person 2: "JFF! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?"

by DankMeeple March 6, 2017

JFF

Jesus Freak Factor

Steve: just tell your father you had sex
Cal: cant dude, hes not like your father, my father's got a JFF!
Steve:word?
Cal: Word up, son!

by Mystikalizer July 1, 2010

Jff

short for 'Just for fun'

I wrote letters jff.

by Phaat July 5, 2018

JFF

Johnny Fucking Football
(aka, Money Manziel)

The greatest collegiate football athlete of all time, being the first in history to secure a Heismann trophy award as a freshman.

Q: Who is the GOAT of college football?
A: JFF!!!

by Manziel glazer April 6, 2026

JFFAIL

The worst kind of fail that anyone can pull by far.

"I don't know why, but my computer isn't working too well, so I formated C to try and fix it but now all I get is the blue screen of death."

"Dude, that's such a JFFAIL."

by JacquesLolz April 24, 2010

jffjffjfjfjffjffjfjfjffjffjfjfjffjffjfjfj

The text resulting from an extremely bored drummer drumming the 5/4 time (3/8+3/8+2/8+2/8) mission impossible beat using his pointer fingers on the f and j keys. Often accompanied by said drummer audibly saying "bum bum bumbum bum bum bumbum..." This, in turn is followed by awkward stares.

Dude, this English class is so boring.
<types "jffjffjfjfjffjffjfjfjffjffjfjfjffjffjfjfj" on keyboard>

by 66bananasandagrape April 2, 2014

JFFI

Just Fucking Fix It.

Definition: Implies a sense of urgency for a problem to be resolved.

"Hey, the server is down... JFFI Already..."

" I Jiffi'd it already... lay off me."

by Kovar May 1, 2008