Jewlander 

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

Jewlander by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

jewlace 

the neckless worn by jews to symblize their jewness

Mark: Dude what are you wearin man?
Ben: Dude its my jewlace

jewlace by ben frank February 29, 2008

Jewlian

A mocking term for anyone named Julian who may act stingy at times.

Julian: Sure, i'll get you a present for your birthday, but you'll have to pay for it yourself.

Me: You are such a Jewlian!

Jewlian by Lycheee December 17, 2012

Jellian

Fact : 'Jellian' can be spelled as 'Jelliane' although 'Jelliane' is not in the urban dictionary . Jellian's are very beautiful . Stunning smile, with breath taking eyes. Very cute laugh, is an amazing person who is so funny and adorable. She is an awesome friend, and an amazingly perfect girlfriend .

Boy1: Damn That girl is hot

Boy2 : She must be a Jellian

Jellian by UnusualUnicorn October 25, 2014

Jewlisp 

The word you use when every conversation you are in revolves about Jewish people.

My life is focused around Jewlisps, you know?

Jewlisp by donald trump is real 922 March 28, 2017

Jeweliana 

A very wired person who is fun to be around who makes people happy and likes to have fun. She or he is a hyper person and always looks out for friends and family.

Wow look there's Jeweliana!

Jeweliana by Jeweliana December 31, 2011

jewlahoop 

A hoolahoop shapped like the Star of David.

Stan: What is that?
Brian: It's a jewlahoop, it's a hoolahoop for Jewish kids.
Stan: Oh, I get it, it looks like the Star of David.

jewlahoop by drunkstu80 February 2, 2008