Jewbagel

A hebrew vagina

" Dude, after shabbas I went and got me a piece of that fine ass jewbagel "

by OracleofDelpi June 27, 2014

Jewbagel

-Adj.
1. A person who is impatient.

2. An "upperclassman" who considers himself superior therefore his time is more important than those around him.

Stop rushing me, I fucking sent it jewbagel.

by fream November 29, 2009

jewbagel supreme

Jewbagel supreme; the phrase is derived from three words. It is used as an insult. It is a upgraded form of jewbagel. Its twice the insult of jewbagel.

Donnie; Kyle is such a jewbagel supreme for not taking that caddy off the jump.

by DonnieDD January 15, 2011

Jew Bagel

A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.

Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!

by Adam Cecil June 1, 2006

Jew Bagel

The 13th bagel in a bakers dozen.

Dude you got the jew bagel!

by Captain Awesomo November 6, 2009

jew bagel

a person who acts like a jew

Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore

Jason: Alex what?

Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore

by ohyeahmesohorny July 15, 2009

jew bagel

having or consisting of unlied jewish qualities
of or pertaining to "bad jew"

tristen: I need money
will: dude ur such a jew bagel

by willz69 October 26, 2007