jew-gold

A pouch of gold held by all jews around their neck. This bag is concealed and hidden from non-heebs. When attempting to steal the Jew's gold beward of their bag of fake jew-gold also held to trick the unsuspecting. Jews are very greedy and very crafty.

I tried to get Zonkas jew-gold the other day and all i got was this bag of dredles. That jew and his money.

jew-gold by Marty Schottenheimer July 25, 2008

captain jew gold

The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.

(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!

captain jew gold by Solid Snail October 12, 2013

Golden Jew

A person who has a knack for making money, and then saving/hoarding the money untill the day he/she dies, when the money will be burried along with the corpse.

Ace Rothstein (Casino), the exemplary golden jew.

Golden Jew by Joshua Goldstein September 12, 2005

golden jew nugget

A small bundle of metaphorical prosperity that is secretly and greedily hid away from the rest of society.

After taking all the kale and bok choy out of the crisper Alan discovered a cold frosty PBR and declared "well look at that little golden jew nugget."

golden jew nugget by EnDubbs January 24, 2012

Jewgold

The name given to a pile of small change in coins but mostly in the Euro denomination as it is coloured gold.

Have you got any Jewgold? I need like 20cents.

Jewgold by ScottIRock September 25, 2010