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jew-gold

A pouch of gold held by all jews around their neck. This bag is concealed and hidden from non-heebs. When attempting to steal the Jew's gold beward of their bag of fake jew-gold also held to trick the unsuspecting. Jews are very greedy and very crafty.
I tried to get Zonkas jew-gold the other day and all i got was this bag of dredles. That jew and his money.
by Marty Schottenheimer July 25, 2008
mugGet the jew-goldmug.

captain jew gold

The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.
(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!
by Solid Snail October 12, 2013
mugGet the captain jew goldmug.

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